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Benjamin Sommerfeld edited this page Nov 20, 2025 · 6 revisions

Welcome to the Holy Scripture

Congratulations. You’ve realized that reading the manual is faster than debugging race conditions at 3 AM. This wiki is the central knowledge hub for Pathetic.

Salvation starts here

Most of you will skip this and just copy-paste code. We know. That’s why we made it easy.

Installation – How to inject pure performance into your bloated pom.xml or build.gradle.

Quick Start Guide – The "I don't want to learn, I just want it to work" copy-paste template.

Requirements

Java 8 or higher. If you are running a version older than Java 8, this library isn't your problem — your life choices are.


For Javadocs: docs.pathetic.site/


Navigation for the lost

Use the sidebar on the right (or the hamburger menu if you're coding on a phone like a psychopath) to explore advanced guides, core concepts, and other things you’ll eventually need when your "simple" implementation breaks.

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