Merge pull request #941 from brandonvalentine/master

Where, where the hell is Bill?

Author: Tom Bell

src/scripts/whereisbill.coffee

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+# Description:
+#   None
+#
+# Dependencies:
+#   None
+#
+# Configuration:
+#   None
+#
+# Commands:
+#   where is bill? - Tell us where, where the hell Bill is.
+#
+# Author:
+#   brandonvalentine
+
+places = [
+  "Well, maybe he went to get a sideways haircut",
+  "Maybe he went to get a striped shirt",
+  "Maybe he went to get some plastic shoes",
+  "Maybe he went to get some funny sunglasses",
+  "Well, maybe he went to get an Air Force parka",
+  "Maybe he went to get a Vespa scooter",
+  "Maybe he went to get a British flag",
+  "Maybe he went to go Mod Ska dancing",
+  "Well, maybe he went to get a mohawk",
+  "And maybe he went to get some gnarly thrash boots",
+  "Maybe he went to go ride his skateboard",
+  "Maybe he went to see the Circle Jerks "
+]
+
+module.exports = (robot) ->
+  robot.hear /where.*is.*bill/i, (msg) ->
+    msg.send msg.random places